#covfefe

The greatest clown

in all the world

Is a chauvinist, orange pig

Who came to power when

Russians ensured the

national vote was rigged.

He doesn’t like the lefties

Or faiths from Eastern soil

Unless they’re helping him get fat

On money, arms and oil

Climate change is fake news,

Disability self-inflicted

A trail of sexist crimes for which

He’ll never be convicted

Impeach or assassinate?

Sadly, neither make much sense

When you look at the alternative

And see that it’s Mike Pence.

Hair the colour of smoker’s phlegm,

Policies like cancer;

A narcissist with nuclear codes –

A riddle with no answer.

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